#Headcanon: Percy's Da Best | NEWS AT THE END!!!! | The Demigod Army

Hey guys. We're back for another headcanon, made for you!
Sorry there wasn't another post on Tuesday, but we shall make up for it (read till the end)!
Anyways, this headcanon's LONGGGGG, but we hope you'll like it!
Let's get rolling...
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Percy and Jason were having a "friendly" argument on who was the greatest demigod on the Argo II. The other demigods conveniently moved away from the duo.
When Percy and Jason had these "friendly" arguments, they could easily get out of hand, with Leo screaming: "THIS GIRL IS ON FIREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!", don't ask me why.
PERCY: Jason, JUST agree. Don't waste your precious time! Everyone knows I'm the greatest!
JASON: Puh-lease! I'M the greatest demigod!
PERCY: Nuh-uh!
JASON: Uh-yeah!
PERCY: NO!
JASON: YEAH!
PERCY: NO!!!!
JASON: Let's ask Chiron! He'll tell everyone the truth!
CHIRON: Um...
JASON: Chiron! Who's the greatest demigod, me or Percy?
CHIRON: Should I really answer this? Yeah? Fine! Percy.
PERCY: BOOYAH!!!!!
JASON: What??!! Pfft! He's just being nice! Let's ask the others.
ANNABETH: Percy! DUH!!!
PERCY: Thanks, Wise Girl!
PIPER: I'm sorry Jason, but Percy.
JASON: Pipes!! Fine! C'mon, Leo! You know who the greatest demigod! ME!!!!
LEO: Uh... Don't wanna disappoint, but I say Percy.
PERCY: Thanks, dude!!
JASON: UNBELIEVABLE!!! Frank, Frank, you're a true buddy. You'll say me, right?
FRANK: Percy's my best bud. I say Percy.
JASON: Hazel?
HAZEL: Percy over here too.
PERCY: You guys are THE best!
JASON: Thalia, my sis! You will say me, won't you?
THALIA: Sorry, bro. It's Percy. I've known me him WAY more than you.
JASON: But I'm your brother!!!
PERCY: Oh YEAH!!!!
JASON: Nico???
NICO: Hands down, Percy.
JASON: Coach Hedge! My man, or satyr...whatever. Tell them the truth!
COACH HEDGE: Sorry, cupcake. Mr. Sneaky Jackson stands by me.
JASON: WHY?!?!?!?! Wait... Reyna! You'll tell me! Because it's the truth!! Come on, Reyna!!!
REYNA: ...Percy.
JASON: Waah!!!!!!!
LEO: Percy- bajillion, Jason- zero. Sorry, dude.
PERCY: YAS!!!!!!!!!!! I WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JASON: You just wait! I'll win soon!
PERCY: Uh... I can't take a guy who get's hit by staples seriously.
ANNABETH: Boys, no fighting!
PERCY: Yes, ma'am!
LEO: I change my option to Annabeth! Who agrees?
EVERYONE: Me!
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Hey, guys! 
Now that the headcanon's finished, let us tell you the news.
Since we couldn't post another headcanon during Tuesday, we're gonna cover up by taking two a funny question to the seven and headcanon from the net. It'll be out today, and we think you'll love it! Anywho,
Thanks A Riptide For Reading!

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